"I'm a time traveller."
Ethan smiled encouragingly into the handsome face across from him. "You
don't say," he murmured. "That's very interesting."
Confusion replaced the friendly look he'd been admiring in a detached
way for the last fifteen minutes. Good. He liked
confusion.
"That's ... not the usual reaction I get when I tell people I'm a
chartered accountant."
Ethan carried on smiling. "I'm sure it isn't." He raised his eyebrows
expectantly, waiting for the man to put the pieces together. It took a
little while longer than he'd expected. Pretty but dim? He hadn't
thought so when he'd allowed himself to be picked up by him. No; he'd
been right. Jack, I hesitated just enough before saying my name to make
Ethan cast a truth spell, Harkness swallowed and then sat back in his
chair, glancing around the crowded pub with a rueful smile all ready to
go.
"What did I say instead? Because, you know, I've had a lot to drink
tonight and you're making me kinda nervous." Jack leaned forward, one
tanned, strong hand covering Ethan's in what felt like a very
well-planned move. "Tell me we'll be spending tonight -- well, a few
hours of it at least -- together and watch me relax." He grinned,
perfect white teeth on show. "It's the not knowing if I've gotten lucky
that gets me every time."
"I can't imagine many people turn you down," Ethan told him, for once
speaking no more than the truth. Pretty, he could walk by; charm he
could do without, having plenty of his own, but this man had enough
trickster in him to offset the tedious predictability of an engaging
smile and warmly sparkling eyes.
"Yes, and see that? Right there?" Jack spread his hands expansively and
Ethan surreptitiously checked that his watch was still on his wrist. It
wasn't. "That's my problem. I'm not used to failure, but in a
statistical universe --"
"Which you'd know all about, being an accountant," Ethan interrupted
snidely.
"Naturally," Jack said. "As I was saying -- it's got to happen one day.
One day I'll meet a man -- or a woman -- or a -- never mind. And
they'll say 'no' --" His nose crinkled rather fetchingly as he screwed
up his face in anguish. "And I can't relax until I'm certain you're not
the one."
"Or that I am," Ethan pointed out. "That would be just as good,
wouldn't it?"
Jack frowned. "I wouldn't get to have sex with you then, so, no, it
wouldn't."
"I'm flattered. Not very; well, not much at all, really, but enough
that I'll spare you that fleeting second of sadness." Ethan studied
him. Brash, cocky, fly-boy type. He could have him kneeling obediently
without lifting more than a questioning eyebrow or using a more
complicated magic than a simple 'please' tacked onto an order. Didn't
mean that he would but it was a pleasant enough
thought to warm his gaze as he met Jack's eyes and said. "How do you
travel in time, then? A spell? A charm? Do tell, as we're going to get
chummy later."
Jack blustered of course and fairly convincingly, but with a spell
tying his tongue in a tangle he couldn't actually lie. Finally he took
out a card and slammed it down on the table. "My business card, Ethan.
Christ, I could understand it if I'd told you I was an astronaut or
something, but why would I tell you I was in one of the most boring
jobs known to man, if it wasn't true?"
Ethan looked at the card without touching it. "To stop me asking
questions you couldn't be bothered to answer?" he asked mildly. "What's
your name?"
"Captain Jack Harkness."
"Ah, so that was the missing bit," Ethan said. "I did wonder. Captain
in what?"
"The Time -- why am I telling you this?"
"If it's any consolation, you're resisting me slightly," Ethan said.
"Good for you, except not really, as I want the truth and the other
ways I could get it aren't nearly so painless." He pulled a sympathetic
face. "Poor you."
"Look at my card," Jack said through clenched teeth.
"The card that gives me one of your vital statistics and an
illustration to back it up?" Ethan flicked the card back at Jack
contemptuously. "I've seen bigger and, trust me, it's not always
better." He pursed his lips. "And no, that's not sour grapes."
"How are you doing this?" Jack demanded after one cursory glance of
confirmation into Ethan's lap where reasonably tight trousers were
doing a good enough job of backing up his words. Cheeky brat.
"Magic."
Jack sneered quite well for someone who smiled so much. "Sorry. I don't
believe in magic. Along with a few other things, like a perfectly mixed
martini and long goodbyes. Speaking of which --"
"Let me channel one of those tiresome religious types and tell you that
you might not believe in it, but it believes in you," Ethan said.
"Which is why, despite you being such a naughty unbeliever, you're
going to find it impossible to stand up and walk back to your -- where
are you staying, by the way? Or was my seduction, swift and hopefully
ecstatic for both of us, to have taken place on my sheets to save you
even the small inconvenience of tidying up after yourself?"
"I sleep on board my ship and yeah, got that right, Ethan. I wasn't
planning on inviting a twentieth-century ape on board."
"A space ship?" Ethan murmured, entranced by the idea and filing the
insult away to marinade in pique. "Well, I can't imagine why we're
still in this tedious hostelry, can you?"
He stood up and Jack stood too. "It's your lucky night," Ethan said,
patting Jack's face fondly. "You get a guaranteed stress-free fuck, if
you still want it when we're done, and I promise I won't be angry that
you lied to me when we met."
Not that he ever had been, not really. There was something delightfully
chaotic about a lie after all.
"Does it have a name?" he asked chattily as they left. "Oh, I do hope
so..."
Jack stopped at the end of an alley and did ... something that didn't
work.
"Why can't I use the transport beam?"
"Is that a pout? How sweet. Because you're trying to leave me behind
and I don't want you to," Ethan said absently. "Transport to where?"
Jack stared up at the night-time sky. "My ship. She's directly
overhead."
Ethan didn't take his eyes off Jack. "Oh dear. Looks like you left the
keys in and someone stole it."
"It's invisible."
"And you say you don't believe in magic?" Ethan shook his head. "I
don't have time for this, you know."
Jack grinned. "Yeah. You do."
Ethan blinked. He was on a spaceship. Cramped, but even so...
"All the time in the world." A gun appeared in Jack's hand. "Until you
die, but, hey, you look like a man who makes the most of life, am I
right?" He sighed. "Sorry about this."
"Trust me, if you pull that, you will be," Ethan told him.
Jack did it anyway.
It took Jack thirty seconds to stop whimpering from the pain of a
sprained finger and a lot longer to stop swearing. Ethan let him do
both, showing, he thought, a remarkable restraint considering how close
he'd come to being --
"What would that gun have done to me? If the spell hadn't forced your
hand to jerk up and -"
"Blow a hole in the cupboard where I keep the vodka?" Jack shook his
head sadly, staring at the shattered glass in the corner. "You'd be
dead and I'd be able to have a drink to celebrate. Look, I've had
enough of this. Enough of spells and people who invite themselves onto
spaceships when that was never going to be part of the entertainment,
trust me. What the hell is going on?"
"I think it's time we moved to negotiations, don't you?" Ethan said
hastily. There was an edge to Jack's voice and he was clearly someone
who was prone to rash actions. Best not to push the man too far... He
glanced around, looking for somewhere to sit and for want of anything
else chose the bed. There wasn't much else to choose from; Jack was in
the captain's chair and didn't show any signs of moving from it.
A wary but interested look replaced the sulky pout. "Could do. What did
you have in mind?"
Ethan settled down on the bed and then winced as something dug into his
thigh. It turned out to be a pair of cuffs, lacking a connecting link
but with their function clear. Jack's expression didn't alter when
Ethan gave him an amused smirk which earned him a few brownie points.
"Oh, quite a bit, actually, but let's start with the spell, as you
asked so nicely."
"Yeah," Jack said, his eyes narrowing. "Let's. I'm still not buying
that, you know. Hypnosis, drugs -- c'mon; you can tell me; what was it?
It's still too early for you to have any of the common mind control
drugs and I'm immune to all the known ones anyway; perk of my old job,
so what was it?"
"It was magic," Ethan said. "Pure and simple. Dear me, what a poor
choice of words." Jack looked unconvinced and Ethan sighed. "I slipped
something in your drink, yes. You were raising more than my interest,
you see, and I'm a cautious chap at heart. Hard to believe, I know, but
I've got enemies."
"The list got longer about half an hour ago," Jack said.
Ethan blew him a kiss. "You don't mean that, but I'll allow you a
certain amount of chagrin. The various ingredients wouldn't do much by
themselves; I'll give you the recipe if you like, but when I jazz them
up with an incantation and more than a little native talent, well, the
effects can be quite amusing."
"Didn't see you whipping out your magic wand in the pub," Jack said. "I
think I'd have noticed that."
"It has been known to happen in public but let's keep the details of my
gloriously sordid past out of this, shall we?"
"You're funny," Jack said bitterly. "See? I'm laughing."
"The potion's something I carry with me," Ethan told him, losing his
patience. "As I said; I have enemies. It's --" He hesitated. It was a
mild version of a slave spell, but he didn't intend to share that
particular piece of information. People tended to overreact to that
word, he'd found. "It will wear off by tomorrow and if you hadn't told
me what you are, I promise I wouldn't have used it to compel you to do
anything you hadn't already planned to do. To sum it up, you can't lie
and you can't hurt me, or... thwart me." Ethan waved his hand
dismissively. "I think you can see for yourself just how harmless it
is; you just tried to kill me and got no more than a slap on the
wrist." He let Jack see a hint of a snarl. "Do that again and it'll be
more than a slap and it won't be your wrist that's smarting."
Jack rolled his eyes. "We can do that later," he said. "Fine; I'll take
your word for it that you've dosed me up with something, but for the
sake of my sanity, can we just agree that you drugged me and not
mention the m word again?"
"For a man with a time machine, you're remarkably set in your ways,"
Ethan said. He looked around him. "This ship leads me to believe that
you're not from here and now?"
"51st century," Jack said casually. "Born on a little planet called --
well, you won't have been there."
"But you're human?" Ethan asked curiously, tucking away his reaction to
that little piece of information be dealt with later.
"As much as you," Jack said.
"And you're here? Why?"
"My business," Jack said shortly. His eyes gleamed in triumph. "Guess
it's wearing off, old man."
"No; it allows you to dance around the truth. It doesn't matter anyway;
you're working for me now."
Jack straightened abruptly and walked over to Ethan, leaning over him
and getting in close. "I'm freelance. Want me to spell that for you? I
don't work for anyone but myself. Got it?"
Ethan stared up, unmoved, into a face anger made even more attractive
than a smile. To him, at least. "No. I need what you can do and I'll
make it worth your while, but I'm really not giving you any choice." He
smiled. "Do stop looming over me and glowering like that; you look
adorable but I've other fish to tickle now."
Jack grinned suddenly. "You're lying on my bed," he said. "It's
distracting me. One kiss and then you can tell me just what you want me
to do?"
There was a cheerful insinuation in his voice that left Ethan in no
doubt about what was being offered. He felt a flicker of suspicion, but
Jack's tongue slid slowly over his lip and Ethan shrugged. Why not?
"One kiss," he agreed.
The click of the cuff around his wrist was unexpected but Jack did at
least finish the kiss before sitting back and fastening the second cuff
on himself.
"Nice," he remarked. "If we come out of this alive, let's do that again
and do it naked."
Ethan stared sourly at the cuff. "Tell me what they do," he said. "I
can tell you're dying to."
Jack beamed. "They mean you can't leave my side without getting
zapped," he said. "Fatally. And because I don't plan to let you get
away, I guess the 'spell' --" Jack's gesture was eloquent. Air quotes
had survived? Ethan sighed. Might have known it. " --didn't trigger."
"And you want us to stay close, because?" Ethan asked.
Jack shook his head. "You really don't get it, do you?"
"Enlighten me," Ethan said tightly.
Jack's face lost a layer or two of the boyish charm. "One; I want that
drug. Could come in handy. You're not the only one with enemies. Two; I
still don't know what you want me to do and I'm curious. It's a failing
of mine, I know. But mostly... when this wears off, I want you where I
can get my hands on you."
"Ah." Ethan tried a smile. "We're back to the getting naked together,
are we?"
Jack smiled engagingly. "Go a bit further back. To the part where I
tried to kill you."
"You picked me up,"
Ethan said indignantly. "It's not my fault if you can't spot a Chaos
Mage when you see one. I'm just doing what comes naturally."
"So am I," Jack said. "Computer; gin and tonic whenever you're ready."
He plucked a glass brimming with ice and sporting one perfect slice of
lemon from thin air and raised it in a toast. "To revenge and
retribution."
"You know, we could have been such good friends," Ethan told him
wistfully.
Jack studied him thoughtfully and then shook his head. "Sorry. Second
chances aren't a specialty of mine."
"And yet you can travel in time," Ethan said making no effort at all to
keep his impatience from showing. "Which means second chances -- and
third, and fourth -- are your stock-in-trade. Or are you going to bore
me with some tripe about not meddling with the past, because of
consequences too dire to comprehend?"
"They can be," Jack said, leaning back on his elbow. "Dire, I mean.
Which is why it's something best left to a trained professional."
"Like you?"
"Actually, yes," Jack said shortly, his face clouding over. "Or I was."
He balanced his glass on the bed and fished out the lemon slice. "And
whatever you want to do, I'm going to take a wild guess and say it's on
the forbidden list because, no offence, you look like that kinda guy."
He bit down on the lemon, sucking at it and shuddering slightly at the
sourness.
"How perceptive and astute of you," Ethan said. "No offence taken, I
assure you." He ran his finger around the metal of the cuff. "How far
can we be apart before it triggers?"
Jack smiled at him. "Take a walk and find out," he suggested.
"You know, even allowing for your understandable pique at being
outsmarted by a primitive ape like me, you're getting a little
tedious," Ethan told him. "Could we call a truce, do you think?"
"No."
"Short and sweet."
"There's nothing short about me and I'm not feeling all that sweet on
you right now," Jack said tersely. "You found out about the time travel
and your eyes lit up like you'd hit the jackpot; why?"
Ethan pushed a pillow behind his head and stretched out his legs,
deliberately drawing Jack's gaze. "There are certain points in
everyone's life that are pivotal. Oh, you can make a case for every
decision being potentially significant, no matter how trivial, but I'm
talking about the ones that stand out; the ones that scream, 'change me
and all will be well'."
"Nexus points," Jack said, nodding his head. "Very tricky to deal with.
Let me guess --"
"You don't have to guess," Ethan said sharply. "I'm telling you.
Something happened, something bad. Someone died, and although that was
regrettable, I can live with his death."
"Bet he can't," Jack murmured. "Not exactly full of sympathy, are you?
Or was he one of those enemies of yours?"
"No; he was a friend. Quite a close one, as it happens," Ethan admitted.
"And you wonder why I'm not rushing to be your pal," Jack said.
"Would you not make assumptions?" Ethan said wearily. "Randall -- the
man who died -- yes, I grieved. A little. But we all die, and he knew
the risks."
"Of what?"
"We were -- experimenting," Ethan said, choosing his words carefully.
"Now that sounds safe," Jack said sarcastically. "What with? More
drugs?"
"They were involved, yes, but --" Ethan sighed and divulged a little
more than he ever had. "We raised a demon. For kicks. It possessed us
in turn and he didn't control it well enough. It -- I don't think you
need to know the details. Even now, a decade later, they rather turn my
stomach."
"You really don't give up, do you?" Jack said. "Magic, spells,
demons... Did anyone ever tell you that you're insane?" He stood up.
"You know, forget it. I'm done with what I came here for; I was just
celebrating with a drink, and you looked like you'd be fun to sleep
with. I'll take off the cuffs, send you back down, and we'll call it
quits."
"No," Ethan said stubbornly. "You can certainly take off the cuffs, but
I forbid you to send me anywhere until we've done what I want." He
smirked. "I don't think you can get around that."
Jack snapped his fingers and then slammed the heel of his hand against
his forehead theatrically. "What am I thinking of?"
"Rhetorical? Or are you in the mood for games?" Ethan asked.
Jack ignored him. "You've altered my physiological makeup with your
drug. I'll just --" A cloud of golden lights appeared, swirling around
Jack's body and he sighed, looking indecently triumphant as they faded
away. "Perfect. I'm back to normal, and you're history. Get up, will
you? You're making the place look untidy."
"Was that magic?" Ethan asked politely, not stirring. "Or just some
advanced form of aspirin?"
"Nanogenes," Jack said. "They fix you up the way you were. The way you
should be. Great when you've been drinking and don't want a hangover."
He put his hands on his hips. "I'd send them your way, but I don't
think they fix delusions of being Merlin."
"And you think that they've removed the compulsion to tell me the truth
and generally be such a good little boy?" Ethan
asked. "Shall we see if your optimism's well-founded?" Without waiting
for an answer, he said, "Tell me if you really intend to kill me,
always assuming that you could."
"No. I don't do that, not unless I have to. I was just trying to scare
you." Jack's eyes widened in shock. "That isn't what I was going to
say," he said, sounding numb. "Look, Ethan, I really
don't know why it's not working, but --"
"Incompatible systems," Ethan said with a shrug. "Does that make sense?
Those -- nanogenes? -- can't deal with something that's invisible to
them, and I really doubt that magic's susceptible to science anyway."
Jack sat down heavily. "I'm still not convinced," he said. "Do
something. Something magic. Prove it."
"Pull a hat from a rabbit's arse you mean?" Ethan sniffed scornfully.
"No. I go more for the subtle and I have a feeling that if I engaged in
a spot of levitation, you'd only say it was a force-field or something,
so what's the point?"
"Can we agree to differ on the magic, and just get back to what it is
that you want me to do?"
"Don't see why not," Ethan said agreeably. "I'm quite used to being
alone in my view of the world."
Jack arched an eyebrow. "Go on then; how do you see it?"
Gifting him with the truth -- he really was too pretty not to have
Ethan feeling mildly indulgent -- Ethan said softly, "As my playground.
Complete with bullies, parents too busy to pay attention until the
screams get loud, and, yes, a sand pit to bury things in."
"Wish I hadn't asked," Jack muttered.
"Well you did," Ethan snapped, already regretting his frankness. "And
you also asked what I wanted you to do."
"Finally."
"You're going to take me back to that night."
"When your friend died?" Jack shook his head, a flicker of sympathy
showing. "I can't save him. He died, and that's that."
"Someone will still die," Ethan said. "It'll all balance, trust me." He
smiled. "It just won't be Randall who's torn to pieces this time."
"It doesn't work like that --" Jack began.
Ethan glared at him. "Oh, yes, it does. It works any way I want it to
work. Don't worry; I understand what you're saying; for the universe to
remain stable, Randall has to die."
"Yeah, exactly," Jack said. "You see --"
"And to all intents and purposes, he will," Ethan said steadily. "It
just won't be him inside the body."
"Who will it be?" Jack asked. "How can it be anyone but him? I don't
get it."
"You don't have to," Ethan said coldly. "You're the fucking taxi
driver, no more than that." He waved at the console of flashing lights
and buttons. "I'll tell you where and when; you get me there."
"I won't do it."
Ethan stood up and took a single step, reaching down and cupping Jack's
face in his hands. "Sweet boy. You don't have a choice." He smiled,
ghosting his thumb across the warm lips so close to his. "And neither
will Rupert."