People In Gingerbread Houses Shouldn't Make Wishes

Willow faced her mother and said defiantly, “Prince of Darkness, I summon you! Come fill me with your black, naughty evil!”

Deep in the bowels of the inferno, the Lord of Flies, Lucifer, Son of Morning, heard her plea and was distantly amused.

As her mother looked on, horrified and aghast, Willow’s eyes turned blood red, her nails became talons and her skin turned to flame.

As she prepared to descend to the very depths of hell, smiling cruelly, her mother finally spoke. “Willow – this dating a musician has got to stop. He’s obviously a very bad influence on you.”

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